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Posted on: August 7th, 2008 at 11:57 pm

Bernann McKinney, 57, became the first paying customer of commercial cloning this week after forking out $53,000 to have her pit bull "Booger" cloned five times in South Korea.

A media investigation has revealed that McKinney almost certainly is the same woman who 30 years ago was accused of kidnapping a Mormon man and forcing him to have sex with her, skipping bail before she could be tried for the crime.

Posted on: August 7th, 2008 at 7:45 pm

A Jewish girl away from home at college prank calls her parents and tells them she started dating an Italian guy. The father threatens to kill the guy and the mothers comments are priceless.

Posted on: August 7th, 2008 at 5:53 pm

OK we have proof, that folks in Utah marry cousins, and sometimes siblings.

This all started as a dispute over property, and then escalated when one guy ddecides to build a stonehenge replica, with old cars.

Posted on: August 7th, 2008 at 5:50 pm

Not for the faint of heart or squeemish.

but get this - a cat is born with 2 faces.

Posted on: August 7th, 2008 at 5:47 pm

Get this - a woman admits she assaulted her husband with a frozen lasagna.

thank god she didn't have a frozen Turkey.

Posted on: August 7th, 2008 at 5:44 pm

Only in Tennessee. Yep some Bubba decides to take a school bus for a ride.

Now - how can you not see the security camera stuck to the inside of the windshield.

Posted on: August 7th, 2008 at 5:40 pm

Video catches a dumb crook.

happens in Florida (ok where else) .. the video catches a thief trying to steal a wallet before beating the victim and then taking off.

Posted on: August 7th, 2008 at 12:59 pm

Ultimately, the people's choice for Democratic contender may not matter, thanks to the EMOs. PLUS The Political Puppets!

Posted on: August 7th, 2008 at 12:57 pm

Giuliani has the hots for McCain, Romney has a new hair logo, and Huckleberry ... I mean, Huckabee is afraid of gays.

Posted on: August 7th, 2008 at 12:56 pm

Hillary picks her ideal running mate ... I mean crying mate.

Posted on: August 7th, 2008 at 12:51 pm

The South Carolina Democratic Debates proves, once again, that all politicians are a bunch of catty women.

Posted on: August 7th, 2008 at 12:50 pm

Gabrielle Birchak hosts Gab's V-Blabs - Several Republicans are making distinctions between endorsing and supporting McCain, which has inspired Clinton, Obama and the other Clinton to make distinctions of their own! Oh, the fun never ends

Posted on: August 7th, 2008 at 12:48 pm

Howie Cornshuckle offers his inside shecret to shound real eshtate inveshtmentsh. In hish mind, there ish no failing real eshtate market.

Posted on: August 7th, 2008 at 12:45 pm

Gabrielle Birchak hosts Gab's V-Blabs and points out that Barack really isn't on to anything original by labeling everything else a gimmick. He needs to find another word ... it's getting old

Posted on: August 7th, 2008 at 12:03 pm

Kids love to Dream.

and no-one knows better what to do with their dreams than Comedian Steve Carell.

Posted on: August 6th, 2008 at 11:58 pm

Okay - this should be a lesson to you all.

If you are out partying, and someone has a video camera, take care.

cause it can be very very scary

Posted on: August 6th, 2008 at 11:55 pm

Great compilation video. combining great bike crashes, andd oh yes strange wacked out old folks - doing strange stuff.

Posted on: August 6th, 2008 at 11:43 pm

we have 3 - thats right 3 great farting in the elevator spots for you.

watch the first one then scroll down.

Posted on: August 6th, 2008 at 5:12 pm

The bride, the groom and the minister perform the marriage in a three-way, wing-walking stunt.

Two daring lovers decided to take the plunge by taking their wedding vows strapped to the top wing of separate bi-planes 1,000 feat over the English countryside.

Posted on: August 6th, 2008 at 5:10 pm

Christmas came early as St. Nicholas dressed in a swimming costume and abandoned his vacation to help kick off Christmas world at Harrods department store in London.

With only 141 shopping days left until Christmas, Harrods helped kick off the hectic season by inviting St. Nicholas to launch Christmas world on Tuesday (August 5).

Posted on: August 5th, 2008 at 4:50 pm

Two Dutch climbers are treated in a North Pakistan hospital after 11 die on the world's second highest mountain K2.

In the worst accident ever on the mountain rescuers managed to save a few members of the stricken climbing parties including the two Dutch men and Italian climber, Marco Confortola.

Posted on: August 4th, 2008 at 4:35 pm

Wild video of a Japanese Escalator that gets a mind of it's own.

Didn't they do a movie about this?

Posted on: August 3rd, 2008 at 4:51 pm

Boy that the pitbull should think twice about biting, South Korean ice bar, the celebration of the navel, and backhoe painting.

Posted on: August 1st, 2008 at 4:35 pm

You got it right, eat Elephant crap.

caught in the deserts of Africa and running out of water. Then try this.

Warning not for the faint of heart.

Posted on: August 1st, 2008 at 4:21 pm

Six years after losing his arms in an industrial accident on a farm, a 54-year-old man undergoes the world's first double arm transplant.

The man had tried and failed to use artificial limbs before he approached a doctor at the university clinic Rechts der Isar in the southern German city of Munich.

Posted on: July 31st, 2008 at 5:12 pm

The American comedy duo who shot to stardom in the 70's with routines based on the liberal use of marijuana are going ontour in the U.S..

Cheech Marin and Tommy Chong say their bitter feud over "creative differences" has gone up in smoke and - come September - they'll be hitting the U.S. comedy circuit for the first time in more than 25 years.

Susan Flory reports.

Posted on: July 30th, 2008 at 5:38 pm

A Missouri woman says she has found Jesus in a bag of Cheetos. When Kelly Ramey opened a snack-sized bag of Cheetos, she felt something unusual and checked it out.

Most of her family and friends believe it looks like a mini orange sculpture of Jesus on the cross. Ramey and her husband call it "Cheesus." Others see something completely different.

Posted on: July 30th, 2008 at 5:33 pm

A kitten is being called a "Holy Cat," or a feline with Jesus on her side? literally.

Ten weeks ago, a family from Goshen, Indiana rescued two kittens after their mother abandoned them.

The family noticed one of the kittens, Sissy, had markings on her fur that look like Jesus.

Posted on: July 30th, 2008 at 5:30 pm

Meet Princess Chunky, a 44-pound cat, who is just two pounds shy of the 1987 Guinness World Record for overweight cats.

South Jersey, to be sure, has seen its fair share of the indictable variety, but never before has it seen the likes of the portly pussycat found waddling in Voorhees.

Posted on: July 29th, 2008 at 5:56 pm

The funny clip from The Office when Jim steals Andy's phone, and calls it until Andy has a break down and gets a little crazy...I apologize though, I'm sort of new to Windows Movie Maker, so, the transitions might be a bit choppy

Posted on: July 29th, 2008 at 5:53 pm

I'm a student nurse, qualifying sept 2006 and feeling a bit depressed about the lack of nursing jobs and the possiblity of facing unemployement after 3 years of hard work and study. So I was bored and decided to do a little ani clip bout crazy old people.

Posted on: July 29th, 2008 at 5:49 pm

Watch Polo and Winston give some bad advice to Paula Abdul in new Animal Nation Vlog.

Posted on: July 29th, 2008 at 5:47 pm

Watch Polo gives some bad advice to Hillary Clinton on that brand new Animal Nation Vlog.

Posted on: July 29th, 2008 at 5:38 pm

Everyday we surf the net, looking for and finding the latest videos of Drunk People.

If this isn't a promotion to jouin AA, then nothing is

Posted on: July 29th, 2008 at 5:30 pm

Really good, but short animations of Dinosaurs farting.

Posted on: July 29th, 2008 at 4:48 pm

The annual 12-hour lawnmower race in Pulborough, England saw little grass cut as the bladeless mowers raced through the night.

This year's race was dubbed 'The grass roots of motor sports' and 56 teams battled overnight from 8 p.m. on Saturday (July 26th) to 8 a.m. on Sunday (July 27th) to claim top honours in the most prestigious lawnmower race on the planet.

Posted on: July 28th, 2008 at 5:20 pm

Bridal boot camp, Santa Congress, tortoise coupling, and swamp soccer top this week's Oddly Enough video.

Posted on: July 28th, 2008 at 5:16 pm

Jul 26 - Hundreds of Indians pierce their bodies as a way of giving thanks to the goddess Mariamman.

Devotees flocked to Chennai in southern India to celebrate a Hindu tradition.

Posted on: July 28th, 2008 at 5:08 pm

Over 1,000 people have taken part in an annual bellybutton painting festival in a Japanese town.

Festival -goers gathered in the streets of Shibukawa city, north of the Japanese capital Tokyo to celebrate their naval and shout, "Belly-button festival".

Posted on: July 27th, 2008 at 5:12 pm

Although there is no shortage of subscribers to theories that 'we are not alone’, the fact that Edgar Mitchell, who holds the joint record for the longest moon walk, is among them will come as a surprise to many.

Posted on: July 27th, 2008 at 5:10 pm

56-year-old Keith Walendowski has been charged with misdemeanor disorderly conduct while armed and felony possession of a short-barreled shotgun or rifle after he opened fire on his lawn mower which he was having trouble starting.

Posted on: July 26th, 2008 at 3:33 pm

Here's another Pooter video everyone!

Posted on: July 26th, 2008 at 3:30 pm

Cop has close call with drunk driver

Posted on: July 26th, 2008 at 3:25 pm

Police take advantage of a Drunk Girl that came to a Police Station. For some reason they forgot that there are cameras in the building.

Posted on: July 25th, 2008 at 4:30 pm

A plumber working on restaurant renovations in Salinas said he found the image of the Virgin Mary in a floor drain Wednesday.

The man was working on the drainage system for the upcoming Old Town Bar & Grill restaurant, which is housed in the same building as a former Spados restaurant, when he noticed the strange image.The building has seen several ventures come and go in the past six years since Spados closed down, and the new owner said he sees the sign as a blessing of hope for the new restaurant.

Posted on: July 24th, 2008 at 4:53 pm

An elderly chimp who climbed to the roof of a zoo to escape the heat defied the attempts of workers to get him down until they offered him a banana.

Posted on: July 23rd, 2008 at 6:39 pm

A six-legged fawn was recovered in the Everett Springs community this weekend after it sustained injuries from two dogs.

Posted on: July 23rd, 2008 at 6:28 pm

Bill O'Reilly Told Viewers that Al Gore lost his credibility when he attended the Netroots convention.

This New gaffe and more.

Posted on: July 21st, 2008 at 7:14 pm

This is my 97 year old grandmother doing her finest charleston to Johnny Cash.

Posted on: July 21st, 2008 at 7:07 pm

Phil gets someone to sing "I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm a mother." Then rick rolls them.